New Twist to Hall of Presidents

Walt Disney World's attraction known as the "Hall of Presidents" has received approval by Disney management to change certain aspects of the multimedia presentation. Instead of using 43 audio-animatronic figures of all 43 U.S. presidents, every former president who is currently living will replace the computer-generated roles. For the presidents who have passed on, their bodies will be dug up from their current grave sites and be brought to the Magic Kingdom in Florida. The bodies will be put into chairs and set upright for the audience. Disney has also made the decision to have all the former presidents, alive or dead, wear Mickey Mouse ears during each performance to try to lighten any heavy atmosphere created by the strong, possibly unsettling presence of death. Since President Obama will now be occupied between the hours of 9:00 A.M. and 11:00 P.M. at the Magic Kingdom, Vice President Joe Biden will be called on to be more authoritative in leading the country. The narrator, Morgan Freeman, will also be present for every show during the day.